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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Holy WTF Batman

I just found a RFID in the packaging of a roast. I knew it! They ARE watching! **Rolls eyes** It is sad though that a grocery store has to protect their meat from theft and are keeping their inventory so controlled that they need RFIDs.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Great post says it all

Degringolade says it so well in this post, that I cannot add anything to it...

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Safe at Last

I have 2 stepdaughters whose biological father ( hereby known after as the sperm donor or Asshat) has either disowned them or vice versa. Actually he has 4 daughters and 3 are estranged. Now 3 out of four is a damn good batting average in baseball, not so much estranged daughters. This Asshat kicked the daughter out of his home, accusing her of stealing from her baby sisters piggy bank and touching her inappropriately. The touching apparently came because the baby has a yeast infection. Now I am not a genius but if the doctor who saw her thought there were signs of abuse then CPS would be calling. I tend to believe my stepdaughter when she says that she did not steal. It was prolly the baby's fat ass mama. My stepdaughter is coming to live with us after high school graduation in 3 weeks. I wonder what the lazy bitches are going to do for a babysitter, a maid, and cook. What ever shall they do when the child support that we pay is cut off.

The funny thing about this whole situation is this stupid idiotic Asshat professes to be a upstanding and devout Christian. He signs his texts with "God is Great". God may be great but the sperm donor sucks big hairy donkey nuts for fun. I have nothing but contempt for a man who hides his baser instincts behind a wall of self-righteousness.

I am so thrilled that my stepdaughter is safe at last. She is staying with a friend until graduation and all her stuff is out of that hellhole.Safe at last!!!

She might even change her last name to mine.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Awesome blog linkages

http://thesurvivalistblog.blogspot.com/ this blog is written by MD Creedmore, an awesome guy who is not living in a van down by the river. Thank you for the awesome blog

http://tslrf.blogspot.com/ One of my daily reads, TSLRF brings a certain realness to their words. For the 4 people who dont read their blog, it is full of reviews and quotes and everyday issues that we all have.

Quote of the Day

"We are playing by big boy rules". - TOR

Monday, May 11, 2009

Testing ...this is only a test

Your result for The End of the World as You Know It Test...

The Biggest Fish in the Crater

70% Guts and 41% Intuition

You've survived the apocalypse. If someone asked you why, you'd tell them between shots of irradiated liquor that you're a man of action. If they press further, you'd press them into the dirt.

It isn't all luck that your Rambo tactics have kept you from choking on the mortal coil. Keeping on the move is a pretty viable strategy against unknown enemies of unknown origin as much as it is against other, more crazed survivors. Maybe your luck will run out someday. Maybe your brazen tactics just make you all the bigger target. Maybe death will come knocking at your door.

This is for certain: You aren't going down without a fight.

Take The End of the World as You Know It Test
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Quote of the Day

"I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a Radical to remove all that is bad. I seek to preserve property and to respect order, and I equally decry the appeal to the passions of the many or the prejudices of the few." Benjamin Disraeli

Friday, May 8, 2009

Duct tape to the rescue

I just realized how to fix the economy...Duct tape your congressman when he wants to vote for another installment of As The Bailout Continues. A mixed metaphor -- You cant have your pie and pick your friends nose at the same time. I am in a very weird mood...

Saturday, May 2, 2009

National guard happy to deploy??? WTF?

Now as an active duty Marine I was ready to deploy and did deploy because that's what we do. I did not like being deployed but I guess it was because I got my paycheck from Uncle Sam regardless if I was here or overseas. These guys and ladies are in the National Guard. Part-timers, if you will and according to this story are happy to have jobs for the next year deployed in Iraq.


How sad is the state of the economy to be happy for deployment to a war zone because you have a job for the next year.